House of Dust and Ash - In transit after meet with ]I[ Marr
Timestamp: 5.035.998.M41
Location: Solomon system, Markayn Marches, Calixis Sector
Situation: Just finished meeting with Inq Marr
Body: "That must be ranking among the most successful dress rehearsal in the history of man." Maxi spits, stands up and gives a sad look at the team.
"R-T. Never talk to your cadre. Talk AT them, if you must address us, do it in conversation as third persons or as furniture. Better yet silences us with a gesture of your hand or a cane. We are in a lack of better word your K-9's and you are the pack leader."
"Jeb... sigh... where to begin... Your motivation is being a bodyguard. If the R-T snuffs it...the most certain thing in the universe is not that our holy emperor loves you. No, it's your immediate death. It may be debated who will be the next R-T. But the universe will in a blink of perfect harmony agree that a bodyguard with a dead body is an useless abomination most vile and must be dealt with most violently. Eyeball threats not your demented lusts. And more you are jewelry to be seen not heard. Speak UP or shut Down. No whispering."
Maxi passes Azemuth not bothering to talk to him.
"Parsifal, Loved your passionate priest-type. I can see you as the R-T's favorite butt-boy. Being shagged by him while reading holy scripture. Attaboy, keep it up."
Maxi lastly squats down in front of Venus.
"Your a V-A-L-E-T. While playing a maiden in distress is kinda cute if you have a loaded daddy, it's mostly sad when you are a perverts second favorite play toy. Butch up boy!"
Maxi stands up again.
"Of course the fail is all mine. I wanted a perfect failure in this meet to test our response and I'm ecstatic of our success. While we have perfected our covers we have forgotten our positions. Come on. WE KNOWS THIS. We have seen it countless times. Everyone else does it because it W-O-R-K-S !!! Why shouldn't we???!"
"Step ONE. I, the the most wasteful M-A go in first and take a quick survey.
Step Two. I, call in the Ship-Magos who scans the area and in conclusion with the M-A gives OK.
Step Three. GO TEAM."
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